What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor

A clear case of wacktivism

Yup

Another batch of Starlinks reach orbit

Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever!

Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months

.@SPGlobalRatings has lost their integrity

Even applied 2 urslf

bullsh*t baffles brains

Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!

Twitter claims that >95% of daily active users are real, unique humans. Does anyone have that experience?

Not to mention potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy.

Not to mean potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy.

I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening

Incredible art

Great shoes

Borderline too sexy

Sooo tasty at first, but then no more golden eggs …

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

The Lawyers Who Ate California taibbi.substack.com/p/the-lawyers-…

(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)

At least, that’s what the lib hivemind thinks haha

Whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap never tried to acquire a social media company!

The bots are angry at being counted

Still committed to acquisition

The straw war is emblematic of larger social issues

How did it even start?

The last straw was the last straw!

Stop the war on straws!

Updated Starlink availability by region

Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama

Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter

Don’t Diss Information

Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

Starlink has resisted Russian cyberwar jamming & hacking attempts so far, but they’re ramping up their efforts reuters.com/world/europe/r…

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

There are no angels in war

If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya

The word “Nazi” doesn’t mean what he seems to think it does

.@Rogozin sent this to Russian media

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

Another Starlink mission completed

If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware fortune.com/2022/05/05/elo…

Interesting. I wonder if those funding these organizations are fully aware of what the organizations are doing. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

I dunno … seems kinda fungible

Twitter will always be free for casual users, but maybe a slight cost for commercial/government users

Ultimately, the downfall of the Freemasons was giving away their stonecutting services for nothing

Sunlight is the best disinfectant

Apple’s store is like having a 30% tax on the Internet. Definitely not ok.

As I was saying …

.@CocaCola Oh hi lol

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages

Truth Social is currently beating Twitter & TikTok on the Apple Store

Per aspera ad astra!

Raptor 2 rocket engines at Starbase, each producing over half a million pounds (230 tons) of force

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

Yesss!!!

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

And be my love in the rain

(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action)

Moving on …

shadow ban council reviewing tweet …

in case u need to lose a boner fast

What is best in life?

The Barbarians are at the Gate

Believe in the future

And authenticate all real humans

If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!

Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!

_______ is the Night

A social media platform’s policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy

SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.

Why, thank you, sir! bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

Happy Easter!

Smooth landing video

Love Me Tender

Thanks for the support!

Bitcoin Archive @BTC_Archive

Do you want Elon Musk to buy Twitter?

iu

Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board

Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law

But it’s not very useful. I turned it off. Also, there is this annoying “Reader” bar that now shows up below every tweet.

Explains everything

Delete the w in twitter?

Convert Twitter SF HQ to homeless shelter since no one shows up anyway

And no ads. The power of corporations to dictate policy is greatly enhanced if Twitter depends on advertising money to survive.

But should be different from “public figure” or “official account” checkmark